Stupid stupid stupid

I think I may have figured out how to blog with my iPod. This sucks but it can't suck more than attempting to update the president's 2.4gHz powertap disc wheel to work with ANT+ and ultimately rendering it useless. Or in simpler terms: I think I may have broken the president's bike. I hope they have WiFi in Gitmo, although it will be hard to smuggle this iPod in my rectum. Maybe some chamois cream will do the trick.